Monday, February 11, 2008

Top 50 Songs That Make Me Vomit! (Worst Songs of All Time)


The songs listed below are either too disgusting for me to hear or extremely overrated in my country or anywhere else. I have also added a short comment for some items to let you know why I hate it and it makes me vomit! Some are not necessarily bad. It's just me! But you know I'm not alone. This list could go on but I stopped at 50. Maybe I'll add another 50 items sometime later.

  1. Eagles – Hotel California; [Could be a reasonable one if it stayed what it was, I think Afghan workers are listening to this these days, it's found everywhere and I still believe The Eagles are a one hit wonders.]
  2. Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On; [Celine Dion is a horse!]
  3. Lionel Richie – Hello; [The idea behind this song is the dummiest! Lionel Richie is ugly!]
  4. Metallica – Nothing Else Matters; [No one can ever tell what this song is about. I Can: Nothing]
  5. Eric Clapton – Layla; [The only melodic song by Clapton has turned out the most cliche]
  6. Bryan Adams – Everything I Do (I Do It For You);
  7. Los Del Rio – Macarena; [Extreme Stupidity of 2 Middle Age Idiots]
  8. Sting – Desert Rose; [Sting is even more pretentious than Bono and far less talented.]
  9. Michael Bolton – How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? [Every male listening to this song has serious sexual problems]
  10. Kansas – Dust In the Wind; [One hit wonders in a suicide attempt]
  11. Toni Braxton – Unbreak My Heart; [Mrs. Braxton has added a new word to our vocabularies: “Unbreak”]
  12. Sting – Shape Of My Heart; [Looks like no other film could find a way to Iran the year Jean Reno's "Leon" was released. The guitar is disgusting.]
  13. Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby; [Stolen melody, nonsense lyrics: A big nothing]
  14. Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life; [What are these 5 English prostitutes really trying to say? Late 90s music faced some of its darkest years!]
  15. Ricky Martin – Maria; [Hebbbbba!]
  16. Enrique Iglesias – Hero; [A Spanish homosexual with bad English on a Bollywood movie.]
  17. Meatloaf – I Will Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That);
  18. Bonnie Taylor – Total Eclipse Of the Heart;
  19. Prince – Kiss; [How about you become a woman and sing the song again Prince, it makes much more sense that way]
  20. Europe – The Final Countdown; [The song of victory in glory days of Hair metal!]
  21. Whitney Houston – I Will Always Love You;
  22. Britney Spears – I’m Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman; [Shakespeare would be proud of your lyrics]
  23. Bon Jovi – It’s My Life; [Midlife crisis for Jovi]
  24. Avril Lavigne – Sk8er Boy; [Lyric writing Apocalypse]
  25. Linkin Park – Numb;
  26. Limp Bizkit – Eat You Alive; [World could have been better without them.]
  27. Creed – With Arms Wide Open; [Serious Superficiality with a fake weird mouth]
  28. 5ive – Get On Up; [OMG! No Ones with Makeups! Kill All Boybands!]
  29. Modern Talking – Brother Louie; [Who are these guys? And why?]
  30. Bruce Springsteen – Born In the USA;
  31. James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover; [A disgusting love ballad sung with a bad accent]
  32. The Cranberries – Zombie; [So overheard!]
  33. Pink Floyd – Hey You! [A swarm of negative energy and anxiety, could turn out pretty well if sung by Gilmore]
  34. John Mayer – Your Body Is A Wonderland; [The identity thief sings fetish]
  35. Evanescence – Bring Me To Life;
  36. Eminem – Cleaning Out My Closet; [Shut the hell up man!]
  37. Radiohead – Creep; [Not anymore, not anymore turn it off]
  38. Maroon 5 – This Love;
  39. Metallica – Master of Puppets;
  40. Dido – White Flag; [Use your own normal voice!]
  41. Pearl Jam – Jeremy;
  42. Gwen Stefani – What You Waiting For? [Makes me so nervous]
  43. Santana ft. Nickelback – Into the Night; [Carlos Santana as a party boy!]
  44. Nickelback ft. Saliva – Hero;
  45. MC Hammer – You Can’t Touch This;
  46. 50 Cent – In Da Club;
  47. Snoop Dogg – Drop It Like It’s Hot; [Stolen melody fits well with an astonishing vocals by an astonishing man/dog]
  48. Blink 182 – The Rock Show; [The most misunderstood band in the history of punk!]
  49. Led Zeppelin – Stairway To Heaven;
  50. The Police – Roxanne; [There was nothing more annoying than Sting's voice in The Police, looked like Rita Marley singing "Unchained Melody"]

And I swear there’s more! I guess I'll never stop hating.

I like to have your items as well.

2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Stairway to heaven?? Hey you?
You're out of your mind